Dear Madeleine,
I guess it's time to hum the song "Circle Of Life".
Tonight you lost your first baby tooth.
An hour later, you busted me on Santa Claus.
Ok, it's time to come clean.
Let's just wrap this whole growing up thing up in one fell swoop, ok?
Yes, I'm afraid that.....yes.... Daddy is Santa Claus.
Oh, and by the way, since we're on the subject, guess what Santa Claus and Mrs. Santa Claus do after the presents are delivered?
That is, after they obtain protection, graduate from college, love each other very much, and get married?
Oh well, I'll get to that later.
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2 comments:
Ha! My kid is 9 and she is all concerned because the house doesn't have a chimney and how will Santa get in. Hopefully he'll make it in so momma can get some action. Hahahahahahaha
Can..hardly..type..laughing..too...hard...
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