MEN SUCK a/k/a But He Can Name The Starting Lineup For The 1969 Mets

Me: I think I've selected the ornament to add to the tree for 2011.

Husband: Huh?

Me: Y'know, this will be the twentieth year that we've added one special ornament to the tree. Remember 20 years ago we were getting serious so I suggested we both pick out one ornament to start our tree out if we got married?

Husband: Huh? (quickly faking fond reminiscing smile) Oh, yeah!! It's BEAUTIFUL!!! (quickly slinking out of the room to watch basketball game)