ELF THIS

I have one Christmas wish, my dear,

Please don't elf yourself this year,

The first ten times it was cute,

Now it makes me want to puke.

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I love JibJab very much,

I love cartoons, jokes and such,

I turned my kids into High School Musical,

it was amusing and unusual,

My sis in law did Halloween,

With laughter it did make me scream.

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The elves have been around too long,

I'm no longer captivated by their song,

If I see one more elf in tights,

I fear that 'mares will haunt my nights,

And the music makes me twitch,

Some say it turns me into a witch.

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Send me reindeer, bows and jingles,

Candy canes and some Kris Kringles,

But if I see a dancing elf,

I just might impale myself.

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With love from the Grinch