Time To Change

Spike's getting ready to change.

He's becoming an obnoxious adolescent, asking for the car keys, tying up the phone for hours, barking incessantly at innocent visitors, marking his turf, and surfing the net for "hot girl chihuahuas."

So his operation is scheduled for March 10. Everybody wish him well. He says he'd love to get "Sorry about getting your manly organs cut off" cards, letters, bouquets, cash donations, whatever you feel moved to give.

Sorry Spike, but it's time to change. We don't need no more puppies in the world.