Before He Cheats

Dedicated to Mr. Spitzer
with a nod of thanks to Carrie Underwood

Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably picking up the phone,
and claiming that he's all alone,
and she's probably putting on her makeup

right now, he's probably getting cash
so he can cheat on his wife with some slutty trash...
Right now, he's probably getting in the limousine...

And he don't know...
That the wires are being strung,
Songs of doom are being sung,
in some federal office with cheap furniture

and the computers are clicking
and the clock is ticking,
while he's thinking of his exciting rendezvous.....

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably starting her routine
some funky white-trash version of a classy lady
Right now, he's probably thinking he's a real man
and he's thinking how cool is a one night stand

Right now, he's probably stuffing some hundreds in a bag
And he don't know...

That his enemies are chuckling and cackling,
and his political future is collapsing
the evidence is being collected,
while the lady he promised to cherish forever in front of God is being rejected

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...