Meredith: How long do I have to take ballet?Me: Well, I know you prefer soccer, but ballet helps you with athletics. Did you know that even football players sometimes take ballet? Ballet helps you be graceful and that will help you with your athletic plans...
Meredith (interrupting) : Excuse me Mom, but when you die, can I stop taking ballet?
Me: Yes.
Meredith: So, when are you going to die?
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You can't pay for memories like that!
Har!
That is pretty funny. She has it all figured out, huh?
Beverly
Kids DO say the damndest things!
Sleep with one eye open! LOL
let her quit ballet, i think she really hates it.
Sweet little darling.
You are so humorous. That is just cute. I've enjoyed it. It made me forget why I was mad at my children.
Oh, sorry. I guess it helps to sign my real name. Shoua
Reminds me when I got into an argument with my mom at age 4 about how when I wanted to grow up I wanted to be a doctor, not a ballerina so I should be taking doctor classes not ballet classes.
Priceless. That's one you'll hold dear to your heart :) And repeat at grown up dinners to frighten childless people!
Well, it's an improvement on "I hate you!"
I think.
Do ya think maybe she's tired of ballet? Mine quit this year, after six years of lessons. Its not as painful as you think.
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